out of space it's big it's cold it's did I already say big yes you did

mosey okay let me start over take to an alien vacation guide how to travel the

universe in comfort and style outer space it's big and it's cold but we've got a

great travel spot that will warm you right up say hello to the planet Mercury

hello Mercury are we there already oh this ship moves fast let me see

well flip flip why does Mercury look like a big rock well it is because that is not

mercury that is a big rock and asteroid actually our ship is headed straight for it

it is not possible for us to be heading straight for it because our scanners what are

born unavoidable asteroid

what did I just say you said no flip look there it's a big rock our ship is headed

right for it and then I said again

we hit the rock again mosey the proper turn I can't believe we hit the rock flip am I okay well

it does appear that you have stopped a tentacle mosey oh does it hurt you tell me mosey it is your

tentacle right right right well uh how about our ship did we stop that too checking for

damage well mosey the good news is that our ship still has wings yay our ship has wings

but wait uh since winded our ship have wings the bad news is that all of the engines are

destroyed what does that mean that means we are going to have to call for a tow to get us out

oh krasnitz and we were so close to mercury too oh how I dreamed of feeling that

warm sun on my beak oh well how long will we have to wait for this tow ship to pull us out of here

well mosey according to their reply the technician will arrive sometime between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m.

and approximately 3,000 years okay so you're saying it's going to be a lot if you consider 2

million 628,000 hours a while then yes so now we wait wait flip we are explorers we write an

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