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We'll have all this and more because tonight I dine on turtle soup. What's up everybody? Welcome to Kind of Funny Games Daily for Halloween 2025. Of course I'm your host, The Shredder. And I'm joined today by Blessing Strife himself. Good day, Shredder. Good day to you. I'm going to take it off to do the show, obviously. I mean, can't be too muffled. But it's cool. I have it on me and I hear it echoing back into my own ears. Oh, yeah. The perforation. It'll be just a nice little shredder chin strap. You know? Good. Yeah. I like you. You look fucking good. Do you see those guns, everybody? Cloud's supposed to have a sword. He has the gun material attached. You think I've been going to the gym for fun? I'm not going to the gym for fun. I've been training for this sword. You look amazing. I do also love the incredibly tiny buster sword though though. Oh, yeah. Well, here's the thing. You would think that Buster Swords wouldn't be that expensive on Amazon, but they are. This is actually a lot better than what I thought I was going to get for about $30 on Amazon. I mean, I was very disappointed when I have a very firm, my household, but it was led by me, ironically, surprisingly, not ironically. We have a rule, a no-sword rule. You know, I have a lot of nerd shit. It's totally cool, but it's like, we can't be getting swords. What led to this rule? Just, you know, a core feeling inside me. Because if you get one, then you're going to get. imagine just imagine one night cool Greg just brought home a fucked on his swords for some reason. No amoeboes and no swords, okay? And lifesavers don't count. But then I was like, oh my God, I saw the master sword a couple years ago. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm getting the master's sword. I'm sorry. And so it was $200.

I'm like, oh, fuck yeah.

Like, that's a lot of money.

But like, we could do that.

It looks good. For the one store.

It's going to be great.

So I got it.

And it was plastic.

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