And this is KFI AM 640.

Handel here, hour number two of the legal show.

All right, let's start with a phone number.

800 5201 KFI, 800, 5201534.

Okay, Saturday morning, for those of you that are federal workers, just to let you know, come Monday, it's going to be very interesting because the government is shut down.

I don't know if they're going to send you back home.

I don't know if they're going to let you come to work and then let you know that the work has stopped and you're being furloughed.

I mean, when you think about it, I think of this, okay, Monday morning, waking up, I still have a job.

You could listen to me because you'll know that handles getting paid, and you're not.

Hmm. Have a good Monday.

800, 5201, KFI.

It is astounding the jerkiosity, isn't it sometimes?

People actually ask folks around here who work around here when, you know, they're out or they're at a store and somehow the conversation comes up.

Oh, you work at KFI.

Do you know a handle?

Yeah, I know handle.

Is he as big as a jerk as he comes off on radio?

And two things happen.

Number one, the subject has changed instantly.

Or number two, it's answered in the affirmative.

Yeah, pretty much.

All right, Monday morning.

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