April Fool’s Chaos, Perfect Flights & The Weirdest Fetish Story Ever
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
If April Fool’s Day is your personality, this episode is your Super Bowl.
The crew kicks things off with the realization that it’s April 1st — which means absolutely nothing can be trusted, including each other. From there, things spiral into a debate about whether April Fool’s pranks are funny, annoying, or just an excuse to emotionally damage your coworkers before noon (yes, apparently there’s a time limit… who knew?).
Rizz shares what might be the most mythical travel story ever told on a funny podcast: a perfect flight. No lines, free drinks, a cute puppy seatmate, early arrival — basically the aviation equivalent of winning the lottery. Of course, because life refuses to let anyone be that happy, the return trip becomes a chaotic mess that restores balance to the universe.
Meanwhile, Lern celebrates a birthday that includes a rocking chair transformation (yes, we’re officially entering that era), and Rafe settles into his new house where the silence is so intense it’s borderline suspicious. Also, there’s an owl. Because of course there is.
We celebrate the anniversary of The Rizzuto Show — over a decade of daily chaos, questionable takes, and somehow still being allowed on the air — before diving into one of the strangest news stories we’ve ever covered.
And look… we’re not saying this episode takes a weird turn. We’re saying it takes a HARD left into territory that makes you question everything you thought you knew about the internet. There’s a headline. There’s a husband. There’s a fetish term none of us were prepared to learn. And now you get to experience that moment with us.
This funny podcast delivers everything: real-life chaos, ridiculous conversations, unexpected emotional moments, and just enough unhinged energy to keep you questioning your life choices.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.0 | Rurudo. |
| 0:04.0 | Hey! |
| 0:05.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:08.0 | It is, oh my God, April 1st. |
| 0:10.0 | Wow. |
| 0:11.0 | It is April 1st. |
| 0:12.0 | Can you believe it? |
| 0:14.0 | No. |
| 0:15.0 | Believe it. |
| 0:16.0 | It was just March yesterday. |
| 0:17.0 | And now it's April today. |
| 0:19.0 | And we are live. |
| 0:20.0 | We're coming at you. The whole team is to all right st louis |
| 0:23.0 | real talk after those storms last year my roof was a disaster and i didn't want the headache so i called |
| 0:28.8 | the happy roof company and i couldn't be happier because yeah a roof job is loud it's chaotic |
| 0:33.5 | and they were on it they didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the |
| 0:38.9 | whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone |
| 0:44.5 | saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, |
| 0:50.1 | solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some |
| 0:55.5 | patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got storm |
| 1:01.7 | damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof company your first call. Tell them you heard about it |
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