This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after 12 is the time. I'm going to break with the tradition of mystery hour by

sharing one little nugget of news with you before it gets underway in earnest.

I shall do that just a moment.

But I've got a verbal tick.

Have you noticed?

I keep saying momentarily and then stopping myself because I had a few complaints from my pedant's corner.

So I still do.

I always thought momentarily meant in a moment, but it doesn't, apparently. So I'm trying to stop myself from saying it. But I still do. I always thought momentarily meant in a moment,

but it doesn't, apparently.

So I'm trying to stop myself from saying it,

but I don't stop myself in time.

Sorry, it's not very professional.

We are live, by the way, and yes, the light is on.

I am now addressing the nation.

Mr. Out will be upon us, in a moment,

your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

If you're not familiar with this feature,

I cautiously, modestly suggest that you're in for a bit of a treat.

If you are familiar with it, then just buckle up.

And let's get going.

But first, Kippers.

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