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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Apologizing For An Annoying Chiefs Fan

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Mark Alford used his time on the house floor to celebrate the Chiefs in a really tacky way

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

0:48.0

Yo. Yo. All right. What are we doing? How are you? I'm great. Glad to hear your problems. Well, Lazlo. Yeah.

0:56.0

I woke up this morning. I could, you know, do my normal routine. I make my coffee and I open the laptop and start looking at news stories.

1:03.0

And I see there's a lot of talk, a lot of sports talk, right, because of the Super Bowl coming out. Sure.

1:09.0

And I see people online calling chiefs fans insufferable. Right.

1:14.0

Now, look, I know that when a team is good for a period of time, right, you're going to have that pushback.

1:25.0

You're going to root for the underdog. Americans loves the root show underdog.

1:28.0

So I assumed that, you know, it's like going into the AFC championship game. I go for an ask me, who's most of America rooting for in this game?

1:34.0

I was like, oh, I'm probably Cincinnati. I don't know. I mean, it would be different if I would say for sure overwhelmingly Cincinnati, if it hadn't been for the fact that they won last year. Right.

1:43.0

Maybe that evens it up a little bit. They feel a little less like their underdogs, but I would guess it was probably I never looked up a map.

1:48.0

You see, but when you live in a small, you know, relatively small city like Kansas City, and there's a big sports moment, like when the Royals went to the World Series on 2014.

1:59.0

Was that the first year that they wanted that to your run?

2:02.0

You know, all the local news at the time was like, look at these maps. Here's who's rooting for who?

2:06.0

And it was most of the countries like, hey, go little guys. Good for you.

2:10.0

But then once you got a team that's that's good and your quarterbacks being talked about all the time, especially if you watch Nick Wright show.

2:16.0

I'm sure it gets old quickly. It's no kind of we're talking earlier.

2:19.0

Like has there ever been a team that that was good for an extended period of time where the fans weren't accused of being, you know, unknowing and sufferable where the people just didn't hate the team, hate the quarterback.

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