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Wild Times: Wildlife Education

Wildlife Educator - Forrest Galante

Science, Nature

4.9 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that a monkey literally stole a bottle of coronavirus from researchers? And why is Forrest exposing himself live on pod?

Find out in another ridiculous episode of The Wild Times podcast. More at https://thewildtimespodcast.com

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0:00.0	Wild times
0:04.2	I wonder if they just locked the original Chloe in a basement and were like,
0:07.6	we can make way more money if we just switcheroo.
0:10.6	What are you laughing at?
0:11.9	You have no shirt out.
0:12.8	I can't fucking do these transitions.
0:15.0	I can't do it.
0:17.2	Dude, that is, I'm so pissed that I wasn't looking at you as you did that.
0:21.6	Just look like I was eating this microphone like a penis.
0:24.6	Yeah, he did. He looked like he was eating it for sure.
0:26.6	That's it, everybody. It's been great.
0:28.6	The end.
0:30.6	What do you do? Why did you get tested for coronavirus? And do you have it? That's the question on my mind.
0:34.6	Aren't you going to introduce us? What if people don't know who the fuck we are? Forrest Galante. We're on episode 10. They should know who we are by now. It's nine,
0:43.1	dumb, dumb, go ahead. All right. We are back with the wild times. I am joined today by executive
0:49.9	to do. One more time. Oh my goodness. Executive to do is off.
0:55.4	All right.
0:56.4	We are back with the Wild Times, episode nine.
0:59.2	I'm joined today, as always, by executive producer, Mr. Patrick DeLuca.
1:03.2	What's up, buddy?
1:03.8	Hey, man.
1:04.2	How you doing?
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