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The Jimmy Dorsho!

Hi, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

This is Harrison Ford.

Oh hi Harrison. Thanks for calling in, buddy.

Don't thank me yet. You don't know what I'm calling about.

Okay, okay. What are you calling about?

How the hell am I supposed to know?

Hey, you made quite a splash at the Oscars with your rather off-kilter awards intro.

I was trying to underscore the importance of film editing and how it,

more than anything else, determines whether the movie itself works or not.

Alright, okay. Guy's see.

So I read some old studio notes from early screenings of Blade Runner,

where they said it didn't make sense.

Blade Runner is a movie I was in.

Right, right, right.

I have others, would you like to hear them?

After seeing an early cut of this fugitive,

one studio exec said this,

why does the main character change from the guy with the beard

to the other guy who doesn't have a beard?

And why is the guy without the beard running all the time?

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