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My name is Taylor Rockwell and with me today to answer some USM&T and MLS-centric listener questions,

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We've got so many questions. We've got two fine folks who I'm going to introduce by asking them some very easy introductory questions. Here to answer the age-old question, if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? Is Graham Ruffman? Graham, it's a simple question. If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? What's on the hot dog? It's up to you. I leave it to your discretion. It's a very important question to eat their own. Okay, so I like onions and mustard on my hot dog. Sometimes ketchup, if those are the toppings, then yes, I would eat myself. Is this an S&L reference of some kind?

It is indeed. So we're adding the ingredients. See, Graham, this is crafty. You're adding the ingredients so you don't actually have to eat yourself. Well done. That's a satisfactory answer. Joe, let's see if you can keep it going. Joe, another obvious one to start off. We all know the moon is not made of green cheese. But if it were made of barbecues spare ribs, would you eat it?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I would not eat it if it were made of barbecue spare ribs would you eat it oh yeah absolutely

i would not eat it if it was made of cheese most likely i'm not a big cheese guy i like it on things

but not not really on it by itself or anything like that but barbecue ribs are you kidding me

absolutely taylor well that is also a correct answer two two answers so far to start the show good

good job boys good what if it was buffalo sauce joe no no am i starving in this Well, that is also a correct answer. Two answers so far to start the show. Good job, boys.

What if it was buffalo sauce, Joe?

No.

No, am I starving in this instance or not? If I'm not starving? Okay, if I'm not starving, I'm not eating it. If I'm starving, yeah, I'll probably eat it because I know it's edible and I would not be dead at that point. Joe, I imagine your disappointment of starving, floating all the way up to the moon to find out that it's actually bar-a-a-a-a-a-sau.

That'd be a... be dead at that point. Joe, I imagine your disappointment of starving, floating all the way up to the

moon to find out that it's actually Barbecue sauce. That'd be, that'd be a, excuse me, Buffalo sauce. Barbecue sauce, I'm assuming it would be okay. I love barbecue sauce. Like, I, I'm not proud of this, but if I'm eating something with barbecue sauce, just, you know, bottled, pre-packaged barbecue sauce and there's some left over on my plate, I'm definitely licking that. That's just the truth.

See, barbecue sauce. And there's some left over on my plate. I'm definitely licking that.

That's just the truth.

See, barbecue sauce is not my thing at all.

I think I've told you this story before because I once ordered a barbecue chicken

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