Sarah, where's the car? It's gone.

It's not gone. It's with Fixer. Since you've never got Ranta servicing it, I took care of it.

Fixer? Fixer's great. They pick up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the service, then drive it straight back to you.

Sounds expensive. Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner garages, and the car pickup service is included.

So since that's all handled, how about you take a look at that leaky tab, or do you need me to fix that too?

For easy car maintenance, head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the rest.

Fixer, and you're back on track.

You there, sitting down the computer, listening to this.

You clicked on this page, expecting a ritual, right? It's all in the title, of course.

Well, I've got an interesting one for you. A ritual that I created myself, and I'm willing to share with you.

Now, imagine this. Babies within a room, screaming and crying at the top of their lungs.

A busy subway train, where nobody seems to know how to keep their damn mouth shut.

Perhaps your apartment neighbour is too busy playing his loud,

of not just music upstairs to realise that people like you need their beauty sleep.

Seeing a common trend here. The world is so full of noise these days,

that it seems like there's never a place on earth where one can relax.

But, what if there was? What if there was a place you could retreat to anytime you like,

and escape from reality? Well, perhaps I could offer a solution to your problem.

There are no catches or drawbacks. You'll be getting exactly what you desire.

And, if you follow my instructions, you should be relatively safe. Ready to try it?

Well, here goes. Firstly, you'll want to set up your preparations.

You shouldn't need much to practice this ritual, and you can set it up with common household items.

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