Why hello there, Crest Follins. The obituary writer here.

I wanted to share some exciting news and give you a sneak peek at the future of the show.

But first things first, we are not dead. In fact, we are very much alive.

Thanks for asking. And now, the exciting news.

We have revamped our Patreon.

Our new tiers include an ad-free feed, advanced episode access,

in-depth commentary on the creation of the show,

and an advice column that patrons

can write into to get words of wisdom from yours truly.

And weekly messages of discouragement from yours unruly.

Okay, settle down there, champ.

New Patreon content will begin posting weekly starting February 5th, 2024.

Visit patreon.com slash death by dying pod.

Or if you're listening on Spotify, you can tap on the banner displayed on our main page,

select an episode, and follow the prompts to link your

accounts and start listening today. There's already tons of juicy behind-the-scenes

content for you to consume until our new batch starts rolling out in February. Thank you,

as always, for your support, and we hope you've been keeping it creepy these days.

Since you've been a bunch of good little tots, perhaps it's time we tease you with a little gift.

Right here, right now.

Um, Pastor? Yes?

Leroy Jones, landlord, and bridge enthusiast.

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