Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
Harmontown
Harmontown Productions LLC
4.8 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2016
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:10.0 | We're going to melt down comics from Hollywood, California. |
| 0:14.0 | The Harvard Town is now in session. |
| 0:24.0 | Tonight, the role of special Krippenin will be played by Aaron McGathey. |
| 0:34.0 | And the role of mayor will be played by Dan Harman. |
| 0:52.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:02.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:06.0 | There's some points of order to be made. |
| 1:10.0 | Now, here's one of them. |
| 1:12.0 | To our friends at Mian D's. |
| 1:16.0 | Who are not, I don't believe they're not paying for any advertising tonight, but I want to address them. |
| 1:22.0 | I have a problem at my home with my underwear, which is the following. |
| 1:30.0 | I have two dogs adopted by Ms. McGathey and myself. |
| 1:36.0 | The two dogs are now in my charge. |
| 1:42.0 | The smaller of them, Nigel, eats the underwear. |
| 1:52.0 | I'm asking Mian D's if I could have another box of Mian D's because I've gotten two shipments from them. |
| 2:00.0 | Now, I still own two pair of underwear that are functional. |
| 2:10.0 | Dan, please, figure out how to throw your underwear. |
| 2:14.0 | Put it in a hamper or something. |
| 2:16.0 | Don't leave it on the floor. |
| 2:17.0 | The dog loves you. |
| 2:18.0 | He loves to eat your piss and your shit. |
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