This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to Dirty Motherpucker.

I'm Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Motherpucker,

and I am joined by Polly Hazelwood in The House.

Hello, hello, hello.

How are you doing?

I am so good.

Lies.

There's no other way to answer that question, is there?

You know, like, when someone says, how you're doing and you're like,

how long have you got? Like, do you want me to unpack trauma from my childhood?

Nobody wants me to unpack the reality. Talking about trauma. So I went to the NTAs last week.

Oh, God. What a twat. Watch the NTAs. To be honest, most years, I've been two years and I hated it.

I felt so like a fish out of water.

This year, I just thought, do you know what, I'm going to own it?

Just get on out there.

I was wearing something that made me look like a sort of busty flamingo, and I thought, own it.

You looked, opening, stunning.

Thanks, own it. You looked... Oh, it. Thanks, babes. You look, stunning.

You look like.

The instinct is to go and be self-deprecating, but I felt really good.

You look amazing.

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