Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary, Stand-up, Documentary

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, December 5th, 2025.
0:04.2	Coming up on the program today, pathetic hand pussy fuckers.
0:07.8	Plus, the president of the United States of R-word, paramedic by day, piss vandal,
0:13.6	masturbating camhor by night, and a poor victim of a drive-by puking.
0:18.4	All this, pleasure voicemails.
0:20.4	Chetty!
0:22.9	A scribe network media station,
0:25.4	WDVFMHD1,
0:28.7	Caldivisaville.
0:29.7	24-7 non-stop hits.
0:32.0	Thanks for listening, Caldecaville.
0:34.8	Number one for Linda.
0:40.3	Finkle Hall of Famers 94.7 WDV Caldesaville.
0:45.2	Mm-hmm
0:48.3	Ooh
0:50.3	Mm-hmm
0:52.3	Mm-hmm Mm-hmm once there was a boy who liked the sound of comforts so he started his own show with one The comfarts ran
1:12.7	He played
1:16.6	An assortment of gay skates
1:19.6	Watch me fucking shit morning fucking turds
1:23.6	Sounds were quite atrocious
1:25.6	The gay guys pushing slow
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