Hi, my name is Andy Richter.

And I feel resentful that it took me to be on dancing with the stars for Conan O'Brien to remember that I'm his friend.

Oh, and I'm not offended at all that there's a hitch in your voice after Conan because you were searching for my last name.

Right. After we've known each other since the summer of 1993 after Conan

O'Connell it's just because it's it's just an Irish thing I understand they all look alike

you uh...

Fallies here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

This is a very special episode.

Yes.

Where we talk about kleptomania.

No, this is a very special episode because you're on Dancing with Stars.

I am fascinated with what goes on at these reality shows.

And this is one of the big ones.

And I know I brought in, I wouldn't even allow,

I fired Matt Goreley and I brought in,

I brought in David Hopping because David loves all reality shows.

Well, something good has already come from this.

He's not.

Fuck you, Gorley.

Yeah.

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