Andy Haynes Has Never Seen The Graduate

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Incredibly wonderful standup Andy Haynes has never seen The Graduate, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle and Andy are joined by super producer Rebecca, and in addition to Andy's script we play some KyleDadGame, and we meander and talk about the permeation of the previous president into everything that happens. Some New York talk, some LA talk, a lot of life talk, and just generally a nice time. If you’re reading this, please check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit and find us on Stereo app for free at stereo.com/kyleayers! We’re going to be making some live, interactive content there asap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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