Andy Cohen Returns! (And more caller updates!)
Anna Faris Is Unqualified
Anna Faris
4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2017
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Andy Cohen is back!!! On this week’s episode, Anna and Sim call Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live) to determine whether Anna would make a good Real Housewife, they put him in the hot seat to ask some loaded deal breakers including what he would do if asked about Anderson Cooper’s d**k, they discuss how to handle high-pressure Hollywood game-nights plus the time Anna ended up crying in Kate Hudson’s bathroom, then finally, they turn the tables on Andy with a round of "Plead the Fifth"! Later, they do some caller updates! First up is, Jackie from our RuPaul episode. Did she end up telling the guy she met on Bumble that she knew he was an NFL football player? Next, they call Taylor, from the Chris Evans episode, who was contemplating traveling around the world in a camper with her husband. Did she pack up and hit the road? Tune in to find out!
Social Media:
Andy Cohen: @bravoandy (Instagram) @andy (Twitter)
Anna Faris: @annafaris
Unqualified: @unqualified
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| 0:00.0 | She's a qualified woman. |
| 0:10.0 | She's a qualified woman. |
| 0:18.0 | She's a qualified woman. |
| 0:29.0 | Hi, Anna. How are you? |
| 0:32.0 | Well, Sam, I tell you what, you just woke me up from a deep fucking sleep. |
| 0:38.0 | I tried not to. |
| 0:39.0 | I know, I know. |
| 0:40.0 | I stood there looking at you. |
| 0:43.0 | I hate it when people touch me when they wake me up. |
| 0:46.0 | So I didn't want to do that. |
| 0:47.0 | So I kept on saying, Anna. |
| 0:49.0 | For a minute and a half, I kept going, |
| 0:52.0 | Anna, Anna, and you were just sound asleep. |
| 0:54.0 | It was so weird and creepy for the longest time. |
| 0:57.0 | Do you know what it's like though that you like when you, |
| 1:00.0 | I don't normally nap, but when you get a good nap, |
| 1:03.0 | like the, I don't know, your, I'm out. |
| 1:08.0 | And I feel a little out right now. |
| 1:11.0 | Well, I feel like it could, like, I could be in Moscow. |
| 1:16.0 | You could be, you could be in Moscow. |
| 1:19.0 | Dear listeners, there's like indentations on my face from the pillow. |
| 1:23.0 | I don't see any indentations. |
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