Andrew Hunter Murray - Frome The Bell Tolls (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Once a year in the Correct Realm we host the "Impossible Quiz", in which there are no correct answers to any of the questions. So far the highest score, zero, has been achieved by everyone who has ever taken part. And whilst many have entered undeterred at the idea of walking out without a single point, this week's guest might just be able to find a way of getting a few points on the board. It's comedian, podcaster, author and researcher on the smash TV show Qi... Andrew Hunter Murray!

Andrew is a certified "Qi Elf", and is tasked with searching out the most incredbile facts, statistics and claims known in the Other Realm. He's also a celebrated author, whose book 'The Last Day' was met with rave reviews. He also has another on the way - 'The Sanctuary' - and we're sure it'll eventually find a place on a shelf in The Moon Under Water.

However... the only answers we're interested in today are the ones about his dream pub, and we eagerly wait to hear what he is going to create.

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0:00.0	Evening Bob, evening Ken.
0:07.0	I'll be two minutes with the barrel.
0:10.0	Footsteps then to the cellar.
0:14.0	Dust rising in pillars of sunlight.
0:18.0	Stillness all.
0:20.0	Still. Still. Still. sunlight stillness all still still still in the moon underwater
0:28.6	underwater Thank you. I'm Oh, Robin, what a day I've had.
1:05.3	Well, should I say, what a dusk I've had.
1:09.3	How's your dusk been?
1:10.8	Well, not good.
1:11.9	And I can explain why with one word.
1:14.4	Go on.
1:15.2	Poachers.
1:16.4	Oh, poachers in the dusky wood.
1:19.4	Well, not just poachers in the dusky wood, poachers of the dusk itself.
1:24.3	Right.
1:25.1	Yes, I caught them out there with their nets and their bottles, trying to secure for
1:29.9	themselves a few litres of dusk to take away and sell on the black market. And the price is
1:35.7	rocketing. So, you know, I can understand why they're doing it. But it's against the law. And,
1:41.6	you know, there's a shortage of dusk. Why does poach mean to steal and to kind of cook in water?
1:47.8	I don't think we'll ever know.
1:49.4	But that's not what they were doing with the dust. They weren't kind of cooking the dust.
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