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Mikey, there's a sing-song element to that, is there?

Yes, there is.

You were actually dancing while I was doing that.

Well, you know that they announced that it's not going to be subscribed soon, you're going to have to follow your favorite podcast.

That's going to be the new verbiage.

Really?

Yeah, they think subscribe means you have to pay.

Oh, okay.

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