Till Death Do Us Part is a lighthearted and sometimes satirical true crime podcast where we present our dysfunctional married take on serious cases involving other dysfunctional relationships.

We hope you enjoy.

Hello and welcome to the 97th episode of Till Death Do Us Part.

I'm Daniel.

And I'm Melissa.

I can actually see the computer in front of me now.

You got your kick-ass hipster glasses.

I do.

The glasses that our daughter said were not cool. No, you look like a sexy librarian with those glasses on.

Thank you. That's what I was going for. Yeah. Now I can see. So this podcast is about to get 2% better.

Well, it has to. If you can see, glasses make the person. They definitely do.

If you're a new listener, we'd just like to welcome you to the dysfunction. There is so much of it.

We are the poster children for dysfunction. We probably are. Yeah. But here we are.

So what does that mean?

I don't know.

Nothing.

And we're choosing to tell you stories about people that are more dysfunctional in their marriages than we are.

So it makes us feel better about ourselves and hopefully it does you as well.

I think that's a good goal.

Yeah.

That's all we can do here.

Search out worse people.

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