I am so excited about this guest I'm burning in hell we have Andrea Allen she's a standup comic and

podcaster in NYC she's the co-host of the popular podcast the hot mess comedy hour that I actually

was on it was an incredible episode if I say so myself um she also has a album release no yeah you

release your debut comedy EP Gonzo that debuted number one on the iTunes charts and charted on

billboard hello mot Mariah Carey what's going on oh my god thank you for coming first of all

it's heaven me I feel like I have a lot of female comics on and you're one of my favorites oh that's

so sweet I've like do we argue that yeah I feel like you kind of look like me yeah what's your

descent what's your uh I'm like it's like Ukrainian it's a bunch of like kind of Russian shit oh so you're

Scottish yeah oh I'm like very scared and you like don't tan well no no look at me like transparent

yeah so you said that you're naturally blonde blue eyes but you love being having black hair why

I went like full goth probably in college um because like I just I I went to art school I went

to Parsons so I like moved to New York was like I'm fucking deep now my dad you're complex yeah I'm so

edgy and I have so many feelings and I also was like a little blonde I'm Canadian so I was like a

little blonde Canadian prep school girl moved to New York immediately started dating a musician

dye my hair black got into Maryland man you knew you're aesthetic yeah I went like full on

angsty teenager would you wear like black lipstick oh yeah I used to wear like dog collars and

shit oh yeah I hang out at punk bars and fucking show my tits at like to strangers you're so cool I

mean I was would you make out with black lipstick on yeah you look like a clown you just look like a

coal miner yeah and then there's lipstick I love your boyfriend's dick okay so you're written

up in Forbes yeah which is like very official and hilarious considering I was just like yeah I used

to suck dudes off in a bar lol Forbes also going back to second off at least yeah I mean I

fucked in so many different public places but bar bathrooms are good I also had sex in a library

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