What is up my loves? It is La La Kent. With Randall. And we are back for the third week in a row.

Yes of our new contract. We have a new one year, healthy and vibrant contract. Brought to you by

Leswood One. I love it. So since the last time we did this thing, I was waiting to see where I would

place with my book. Yes. So I'm not a New York Times best-selling author yet. Well I want to add that

the first week you're not. The first week. But a lot of people get on the second and third week. So

we're waiting. Right. Which I wish I would have known that because I definitely wouldn't have put

so much pressure on myself. You know I would have been like oh fuck it if I don't make it the first week.

Fuck it. But I had no idea. You have to go to that level. Fuck it. Yeah so I had no idea. So I just

thought like I didn't make it. And then everyone was like why didn't make it the first week either.

The second week I was like what the fuck did you just say? There's a second week. They're like yeah

there's actually a month that you could go without making it and then make it. So I am however a

national best-selling author. So we made one of the lists. I think there's like a million in one

list but I made like a good one. So that's great. Thanks Tim. You're welcome. Congratulations. Thank you.

So I feel great about it. I'm still promoting the book. If you have not gone out to purchase your

copy or online. Whoa. What's funny? Where can they find your book? Lola? Wait I'm supposed to have

a podcast and I'll promote my own shits. That's the whole reason we have a podcast. So why are you laughing?

It's funny. God you're such a punk. You know what? I'm a punky right now.

Back to me. If you have not ordered your copy or gone out to purchase your copy of my book

give them Lola. Make sure you fucking do that. I'm glad we got that out of the way.

Yeah. All right. First of all, first I just want to add and I know clearing your throat on the

mic. I'm begging you. Ow. Randall. Everywhere I go Tim. Everywhere I go. I have rules. When I walk

in the bathroom I have to pick up the towels that I drop on the floor. When I come to the office

...