Analyze Fish

Analyze Phish

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2013

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Harris Wittels and Scott Aukerman are back to catch up on Harris’ recent Phish experience and to pass the figurative torch. Paul F. Tompkins and Howard Kremer are comedians who love the 1975 classic film Jaws. Paul & Howard have decided to introduce Jaws to Shelby Fero, who has not seen the film but has absorbed aspects of the film through pop culture. We’ll learn how much Shelby knows about Jaws, which classic films she has seen, and why her fear of jellyfish is higher than her fear of sharks. Will Shelby love Jaws as much as Paul and Howard? You’ll have to listen to find out!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Analyze Fish.
0:09.0	I'm Harris Whittles, and I'll be your tour guide through the cosmos.
0:14.0	Sorry.
0:15.7	Hey, Scott, how's it going?
0:17.5	Hey, Harris, how are you?
0:18.9	Scott Ackerman alongside me for this ride.
0:21.9	That's right.
0:22.4	It's 2013.
0:23.6	It is.
0:24.5	How's it going for you?
0:25.4	New year, new episode of Analyze Fish.
0:28.7	How else can you bring in a new year?
0:31.6	A new year.
0:33.0	Than by someone just, you know, shooting vitriol at you about your favorite thing.
0:38.0	Well, I wanted to make sure that this is one of the first things we did upon coming back from the new year.
0:43.5	We're here. It's 2013. We haven't seen each other in a year. The two of us.
0:48.2	And you haven't shaved in a year, I see.
0:50.2	That's right. Yeah, a little tiny, yeah, a little stubble on my pubes.
0:54.6	It's coming in nice.
0:55.3	My dick is in Harris's mouth.
0:59.4	Hey, guys. Excuse us. We just haven't seen each other in a year.
1:04.9	You know, that's how we, you know, we joke.
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