I really hope that like somebody snorts one of these condoms and it just gets lost in your fucking face.

Somewhere behind your face, there's a condom.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys! Do you know what is not for the faint of heart?

What is that?

A heart attack.

All right.

Quick and to the point. A lot better than last episode's open. Nice little joke. Nice. So I guess we'll just address that. We got in a fight over

that. We did. Because you used it as like a jumping off point for like stop fucking around. And I had

only gotten, oh, you asshole responses to to that which is a good response for a lot

of the shit that we pulled but then today because you were like people said they were turning

off the episode blah blah and that had not been my experience that's not what I had heard I got a lot of

reaction to it but not well to be fair the people who would turn off the episode would come to me to say that, and not you.

Not necessarily. People come to me with, like, you did something bad.

Anyway, so I was like, all right, you're using this as a way of, like, passive-aggressively being, like, calm down, which was cool. We actually got in a very healthy discussion as a result of that. But then today,

I got a text that was like, hey, listening to your last episode, were you on drugs in the first five

minutes? And I was just like, yes, if that'll be easier than having a conversation, yes.

Anyway, so that was just a little joke about heart attacks.

I like it.

We have some big news.

Dollaritas are back.

At Applebee's baby.

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