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Many years ago, when I was a student, I shared a house with four other people. We all got on well,

and there was never too much drama. Over holidays, most of my housemates would go home

leaving just me and Alex. Alex was an Adonis, with broad shoulders, gentle gray eyes,

and the sort of arms that make you feel safe when he hugged you. I was completely in love with him.

The one catch? He was gay. A good friend, but completely disinterested in me physically and

romantically. If I remember right, it was in the week before Christmas. We were both curled up on the sofa and had probably drunk far more than we should have.

For some reason, I remember a Muppets DVD was playing on the TV, but mostly we were chatting

over it.

Slowly the conversation drifted from casual gossip about friends, to our own

lives, then to our respective sex lives, or more accurately, lack thereof. We both bemoaned

how long it had been since either of us had any. I joked, if you were straight, I'd jump you right now. Alex just teased me about

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