Hey there. I am Gary Parrish. Welcome back to CBS Sports. I own college basketball podcast where we sometimes discuss camel fighting dodo birds and leaky black. Kyle Boone is here with me. Strong Jaw. If you're watching on YouTube, be Brandon Davies smash a little bit. And if you haven't already subscribed to the CBS Sports Island College Basketball podcast, please do that anywhere. You subscribe to podcasts like Apple and Spotify. Let's get into it. Let me first start by apologizing to any of our live listeners.

I know most people get to this whenever they get to this, but we do have a live audience every time we do one of these.

And we were supposed to start maybe 10, 15 minutes ago.

And the reason we didn't start 10 or 15 minutes ago is because I spent my Friday morning,

I spent my Friday morning committing crimes.

Strong Joe, I've been committing crimes this morning.

I've been ticketed.

I've been ticketed.

You got a ticket.

Were you spreading dears in people's front yard?

What's going on?

I did not hit a deer or do anything to a deer. Really in a while. It's been a minute, although

transparency, my wife did hit a deer roughly two weeks ago. Her car is in a collision center right now.

Holy cow. She murdered a deer unintentionally. It was the deer's fault, if you want to know the truth. Like, you know, she was in a car on a road. Then the deer ran onto the road. The deer's not supposed to be on the road. The car is, you know how that works. So, no, had nothing to do with the deer. You might, I don't know how much you pay attention to what goes on down here in

Memphis, to the extent people know anything about Memphis, it's probably that Elvis used to live here,

that John Morant now lives here. And then we have like some crime issues. If, you know, it's my hometown.

I love this place. But we, we struggle, like the statistics aren't great, all right? If you, if you could Google it. The president sent the National Guard here. Right or wrong, you know, they've been hanging out. You know, they were here. And so I'm part of the problem is what I'm trying to tell you. I didn't know that I was. I didn't know I was part of the problem, but I was reminded this morning, I'm part of the problem. I was just, you know, driving around Memphis this morning, committing a crime. You curious at

all about what crime I committed? If I were to take one guess, I mean, it would have, it would

have definitely been something deer related. So yeah, I mean, you got to tell us. I didn't do anything

with a deer. I was at speeding.

Today is the final day of the Jeff Cocken show on 92 9 FM ESPN in Memphis.

Jeff Cock is my former colleague at the commercial appeal.

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