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regulation supplemental for the first time in our show's history. This is big. We have a guest. We've never done this. We've been very anti-guessed in our history. Let me just jump in real quick and say, you need to eat the damn pencil, man. No! You understand? No. Right now. Never. Never. I'm sending you fried pencil. I'll even fry it out of

chicken for you and send it to you. But do you have any idea how many of your listeners are

popping into my comments? They literally have gone onto my mother's Instagram page.

No. Can you tell Shaheen to tell Andrew to eat the pen?

No.

And I don't know how these, first of all, thank you the regulation podcast listeners.

I am thrilled every time I see a comment that tells me to tell you to eat the pencil.

And listen, man, it's okay.

You cannot eat the pencil.

You just have to say, I am not a man of my word.

I always, you should never make a bet with Andrew.

As long as you say those things, and then we can record it,

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