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🗓️ 4 February 2016
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:46.6 | From the New York Times and WBUR Boston, this is Modern Love. |
0:56.6 | Stories of Love, Laws, and Redemption. I'm your host, Megna Chakrabardi. |
1:08.9 | Think about the most embarrassing, awful, cataclysmically bad date you've ever been on. |
1:16.4 | Did it end in the emergency room? No? Okay, good. Well, then it probably went at least a little |
1:22.0 | better than the date Brian Giddest wrote about in his Modern Love column. And who better to bring |
1:27.6 | us a story of a romantic mishap than Judd Apatow, director of films like Train Rec, The 40-Year-Old |
1:34.5 | Virgin, and knocked up. Here's his reading of Brian's story titled, At the Hospital, An Interlude |
1:41.1 | of Clarity. There's never a good time to fall if your couch onto a martini glass, |
1:46.7 | nick a major blood vessel and begin losing a dangerous amount of blood. But having this happened |
1:51.0 | in the middle of a promising date isn't especially bad time. I demonstrated this last spring while |
1:56.7 | on my fourth date with a Brazilian woman so beautiful I was almost afraid of her. After dinner in a |
2:02.2 | homey Italian restaurant, we walked back to the apartment I had just moved into in Brooklyn. |
2:06.8 | Living in the city for the first time without roommates, I was eager to take advantage of my new |
2:10.4 | found privacy, and things were going well. There's something romantic about drinking from fancy |
2:15.7 | glasses in an unfernished room full of unpacked boxes, miles davises in a silent way, spun on the record |
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