Spin the devils frisbee you wispy sheans. Welcome to the blind by podcast. It's a wet and angry July here in Limric.

It's either ferociously hot, or violently raining, and I'm bewitched by the stench of barred shits.

I mentioned this a couple of weeks back, but there's a street in Limric City.

Bedford Role gone all the way up to Thomas Street, which has so much barred shits,

that the entire street just smells like barred shits, and you shouldn't really know what barred shits

smells like because barred shit is tiny, but when there's a sufficient volume of it, then you can

really become acquainted with the smell of barred shits. So Bedford Roe and Limric just smells like

barred shit. Now I said it two weeks ago, and the day after I said it, Limric council came

straight out in their little strange sweeping machines, and tried to sweep the barred shit away.

It didn't work. It just more evenly distributed the barred shits like primary school toilet paper.

I stood there watching the little machine trying to clean the barred shits. It was operated by a man

who looked like Ross Kemp, and his little spinning brush distributed the barred shits in these

hypnotizing concentric circles on the pavement. They need to wash the streets, and unless they're

washing the streets, then the barred shit isn't going to go away. And you'd assume,

well I was assuming, what all the incredibly aggressive rain that we've been having,

that would wash the barred shit away. It doesn't. What happens, and this is actually worse.

The barred shit dries in the hot sun. Then the rain hits it, and then it re-awakens the

order so that it blooms the stench of the barred shit with a kind of eggy sulfuric tang. So

rain makes the barred shits smell worse. It needs to be washed off, and it needs to be washed off

regularly, like they do in Spain. In Spain they wash the streets every night, so our man pedestrian

street in Limrich. For all the restaurants are, for people eat outside. There's a fucking wine

bar open in this week. They're opening up a wine bar, Celtic Tiger shit, a wine bar that sells

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