It is four minutes after ten and it is, do you mind if I adjust my muff?

You'll hear some strange noises at your end of the conversation, but Keith gets so upset about things

and I've just noticed it's particularly skew-width this morning, isn't it?

So I just bear with, don't readjust your radio.

ASMR. Did anyone get ASMR from that? Is that anyone to get that? Anyway, it's a particularly

strange morning. There is only one story to open the show with. We will obviously turn our

attention to the Junior Doctor Strike at 11 o'clock this morning. But the,

the, the,

Glinica Gate, I guess you'd have to call it. Gary Gate, Gary Gate sounds a bit better. Gary Gate appears to have come to an end. Now, I, you won't believe this. I know you won't. It's probably not entirely true anyway, but I hardly ever watch my own clips. I did, I did, No, I don't look at it.

I do, occasionally I do, if I've forgotten.

I do, I did, no, I don't look, I don't, I do, occasionally I do, if I've forgotten, so I do, I don't.

I hardly ever watch my own clips, but I did, I can't remember why, I did check one of last

weeks on the weekend because I wanted to know whether I was going to need to sort of own a mistake.

And I did say, I think, on Wednesday of last week, that I would be astonished if Gary Linneka went, if he wasn't presenting match of the day at the weekend.

And the reason that I gave for that was that nobody is going to have a better understanding of Gary Linneker's contract than Gary Linneker.

Right? And that includes all our friends in Idiot's Corner. Let me just find a funny one for you because they are great. Here you go.

I knew there'd be, there's always one. You should have signed it, mate. Seriously, I could have made you famous.

Half a million more viewers for match of the day on Saturday. O'brien and linica out of touch with the british public as per usual yeah

that's right because everyone tuned in to the 20 minute version of match of the day with no theme

tune no commentators no commentary and no punditry because it was better than it normally is mate

you absolute weapon.

Honestly, give your head a wobble.

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