Amuse Douche #3 : The United States of Uncle Johnny

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Theda Hammel

Sexuality, Trans, Transsexual, Comedy, Transgender, Sex, Nympho, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't important...and neither are the questions! Join us on another exciting installment of Amuse Douche!

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0:00.0	Amuse ush, doh, doh,
0:05.0	doh, um us doh,
0:07.0	Amuse doh, um us doh,
0:10.0	Amuse doh, um, you doh.
0:12.0	How's Kate, Winsley, here's a good one. Here's a good one. What did you think of Mayor of Easttown? Oh, I love Mayor of Eastown. Wait, you did, really? Yeah, yeah.
0:23.0	Where it's like, man, ah, here comes mayor.
0:27.0	Yeah, how you do, Fred?
0:30.0	She's like, you want some water mayor? We got some over at the Wawa.
0:35.4	Like, that's all it is. It's that and like Kate Winslet wearing like a
0:39.8	$6,000 wig that just looks like ugly grown-out hair.
0:43.8	Yeah, she just wears an ugly wig.
0:45.9	Yeah.
0:46.9	I just think that's like, she's a beautiful woman.
0:51.0	I know this is, I know that that I know this could never happen but why can't she be
0:56.3	hot mayor like why does she have to be ugly mayor?
1:02.6	She's like, well this is another thing in the great movie Little Children is that she plays,
1:09.7	She's like supposed to be ugly in comparison to Jennifer Connolly who is Patrick Wilson's wife.
1:15.6	Oh, okay. She's like, they're like Jennifer Connolly has beautiful long legs,
1:23.3	luscious hair, and perfect breast.
1:26.1	But Kate Winslet wears overalls
1:28.8	and has a big eyebrows.
1:31.1	She has big eyebrows. And under her overall overall she's got even better breasts.
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