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🗓️ 5 June 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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0:00.0 | Was the milk tray man ever arrested for trespass? |
0:05.0 | Absolutely, absolutely. |
0:07.0 | Can I feed better Jerry's fish food? |
0:10.0 | To my Pepsi bass? |
0:11.0 | Absolutely, absolutely. |
0:14.0 | Absolutely. |
0:15.0 | Everland lonely, absolutely. |
0:17.0 | Since our last episode, Helen, I have done something I only do very rarely. |
0:21.0 | I've taken your advice. |
0:23.0 | The hell mouth truly has opened. |
0:25.0 | As I sit here recording this now, Helen, guess what I'm looking at? |
0:27.0 | Guess what I'm looking at? |
0:28.0 | My very own lava lamp. |
0:30.0 | Oh, congratulations. |
0:33.0 | What changed? |
0:34.0 | Because you were like, I can't. |
0:35.0 | I already have one novelty lamp and that is the maximum novelty lamps. |
0:38.0 | I just, I thought about what you said, which was, |
0:41.0 | give my Tetris lamp to Harvey, thus freeing up the one permissible novelty lamp space in my office. |
0:46.0 | Yeah, but you said, what if Harvey strangles himself on the lamp cord? |
0:50.0 | Am I now going to be culpable if that happens? |
0:53.0 | What I thought was, I'm probably being overcourcious with that, |
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