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Answer Me This!

AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you're holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here's AMT386, a hearty plateful of low-stress chat about topics including wedding snubs, Magnums vs Soleros, lava lamp liquids, and getting your sex toys back from your ex's house. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from yoga to mystery fiction to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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0:00.0

Was the milk tray man ever arrested for trespass?

0:05.0

Absolutely, absolutely.

0:07.0

Can I feed better Jerry's fish food?

0:10.0

To my Pepsi bass?

0:11.0

Absolutely, absolutely.

0:14.0

Absolutely.

0:15.0

Everland lonely, absolutely.

0:17.0

Since our last episode, Helen, I have done something I only do very rarely.

0:21.0

I've taken your advice.

0:23.0

The hell mouth truly has opened.

0:25.0

As I sit here recording this now, Helen, guess what I'm looking at?

0:27.0

Guess what I'm looking at?

0:28.0

My very own lava lamp.

0:30.0

Oh, congratulations.

0:33.0

What changed?

0:34.0

Because you were like, I can't.

0:35.0

I already have one novelty lamp and that is the maximum novelty lamps.

0:38.0

I just, I thought about what you said, which was,

0:41.0

give my Tetris lamp to Harvey, thus freeing up the one permissible novelty lamp space in my office.

0:46.0

Yeah, but you said, what if Harvey strangles himself on the lamp cord?

0:50.0

Am I now going to be culpable if that happens?

0:53.0

What I thought was, I'm probably being overcourcious with that,

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