AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

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🗓️ 2 May 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the Queen go to the cinema? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring New Zealand and Australia for the next three months - see their gig listings at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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0:00.0	How many crows were counted by counting crows?
0:04.8	As we dance, as we dance.
0:07.6	Is it the same boat in show, boat as in anything goes?
0:11.3	As we dance, as we dance, heaven and glory, as we dance.
0:17.2	We have a comedy of errors in this email from Sean from New York.
0:22.4	Is it written entirely in Iambic Pentameter?
0:25.4	Yes, and a lot of it is no longer acceptable to today's gender politics.
0:31.2	No, it's from Sean from New York.
0:34.1	Sean, I believe, identifies as female.
0:37.2	And she says, I have been dating a nice gentleman
0:41.2	and it's recently become serious.
0:43.1	Everything is lovely, but we have a tiny problem
0:46.4	that won't be going away any time soon.
0:49.0	You see, my name is Sean, S-H-A-W-N,
0:53.0	and his name is S-E-A-N Sean.
0:56.6	Wow, dear.
0:58.5	It's mostly just funny, and it doesn't cause any trouble
1:01.4	when it's just the two of us.
1:02.7	No, of course, because why would you...
1:04.0	Well, unless you're the kind of people that do refer to yourselves
1:06.1	in the third person.
1:07.1	In bed.
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