AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

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🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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0:00.0	Should British people call the roadtree club the roundabout club?
0:04.8	Aster�aeaus, aster�aeaus.
0:07.6	Did TLC succeed in abolishing scrubs?
0:11.3	Aster�aeaus, aster�aeaus.
0:14.2	Heaven and glory, aster�aeaus.
0:17.1	News you can use if you've been wondering how you can get some P-fowl
0:21.3	to decorate your property.
0:23.2	And who hasn't?
0:24.0	His peacock intel from Michael, from New York and also Tasmania,
0:28.7	who says, about 15 years ago, my parents decided it would be nice to own peacocks,
0:33.5	not knowing at the time how early they make a terrible noise,
0:36.6	nor how much they shit everywhere.
0:38.4	I feel the same about children.
0:40.1	My parents found a public park that was giving away four peacocks.
0:45.6	That should have been a clue that...
0:46.9	People don't want them.
0:47.8	There's no such thing as a free peacock.
0:49.4	It's the same famously, guys.
0:50.6	The peacocks were a mere four-hour drive away in Longestan, Tasmania.
0:55.1	They lived south of Hobart.
0:56.6	That is a drive.
0:57.6	My father drove to Longestan, put a burlap sack over each peacock, tied it off,
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