It's black, Friday to honour Rebecca Black.

Hustle me this. Hustle me this.

Would you rather eat polystyrene or snacker jacks?

Hustle me this. Hustle me this.

Helen and Oli. Hustle me this.

We've had a suggestion, Oli, as to how you can perhaps recreate the childish joy you felt

when being given a piggyback, but in a more adult way.

Tony and Manchester says, Oli, if you like piggybacking...

We established that I definitely do.

Well, you did. You might not as an adult anyway.

That's true, yeah.

I've tried it for 20 years.

She says, if you like piggybacking, why not play donkey-barging?

Now, that's not the same as donkey-bagging, is it?

What's donkey-bagging?

Donkey-bagging is when you're bumming someone.

You put your fingers down there to make them sick and it tightens their anus-fincter.

Oh, that's even worse than a donkey-punch.

Why do people come up with such awful, sexual practices?

They're made up, aren't they? They're not real things.

I don't think people really do it either.

Why do people think of not only such awful, sounding, made-up, sexual practices,

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