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Now, last week, we asked you for your tales of your most memorable birthdays.

Amusingly, the ones we have had in this bit of lighthearted feedback

we like to do at the top of the show all revolve around death.

This is a corker, it's from Valerie from Austin in Texas, who says,

I woke up early, excited for my birthday and found my dog dead in the living room.

That's real national lampoon stuff.

How old were you? Did your parents pretend the dog was still alive, so it was not to ruin your birthday?

Well, she was still at school because she says this one is especially memorable

because my birthday falls on Christmas break from school.

And when we got back to school, the teacher asked us to draw something from our vacation.

Oh, good.

I decided to draw this experience and those pictures and descriptions were hung up for parents say.

All the other pictures were of building snowmen.

Death was slightly further away for Catherine in Newcastle, who says on her 18th birthday,

Michael Jackson died, and my granddad pissed his pants in a restaurant, both of which brought me closer to tears.

Goodness, that would be memorable.

Maybe he was just crying for Michael Jackson from every orifice.

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