My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

My name is Nando Vila and I host the new podcast, the best soccer podcast in the world.

And I assure you it is this new podcast tells stories that spill well beyond the field from legendary players to silly hairdos to heart-wrenching finals.

If you're into football, I don't think there can be a better expression of it than the World Cup.

All episodes will be in English and in Spanish.

Listen to the best soccer podcast in the world as part of the Michael's the on podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Jordan Clapper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rally, past holder and as of today my most daring title yet, podcast host.

This is Jordan Clapper, fingers the conspiracy.

And I'll new limited series podcast from the Daily Show.

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy named Tim?

Yeah, we're doing a whole episode on that one.

JFK Jr. coming back from the dead.

That's an episode.

The deep state, that too.

We're going way down the rabbit hole.

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