From Liverpool

We need to talk about

Ghosts

with Kevin Eustace

Yes, it's Monday

And by now we should all know what that means

It means it's time to talk about ghosts with me, Kev. Hello,

how are you all doing on this wonderful November evening or morning or afternoon, dependent on when

you're listening? We, of course, have just had Halloween. We didn't have, not Halloween.

Well, we are just at Halloween, but bonfire night, I mean, in the UK, which is celebrated on November 5th, and that's when we all celebrate the fact that we nearly burnt down Parliament.

Something I'm not thinking we should do again, but maybe we should consider it at least.

Anyway, usually, as you know, Becca loves fireworks, so we go outside and we light them and we watch the sky explode into

colour, but she's not been too well. So she couldn't do that. So I bought literally the worst

fireworks. Not on purpose. I went to the shop and there was none left except for one box

of these fireworks called the world's quietest fireworks.

And oh my God, they were shite.

And I bought them from Aldi.

Not wrong with Aldi.

And a woman behind me also bought them because she heard the shop assistant say,

we've only got these left.

So we both stood there with our receipts.

And then the guy comes out and says, we've only got one box left.

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