War, um, hmm.

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

War, hmm, ah, good. Misery. W

Misery the Mets will never change

will pun thinking still persist.

Misery, next year will be even worse

as they slice and dice payroll.

Well, looks like we were all just hoodwink.

We called it. just hoodwink.

We called it last week when we said the Mets season is over, but somehow it's gotten even uglier ever since and they are taking a beating from the Red Sox tonight.

I mean last night, did you see Piedlantel try to shake the catcher's hand after

he was torn out at home?

No, I didn't see that, but that was a ridiculous send by Gary G. Sarsina, who probably won't be back next year either. Nope.

Don't, everybody keeps your job.

You, you, you, you, you, You, you, cue, if you don't swing hard, you don't swing at all, you just swing,

swing, swing, swing.

A single is no good. It's better to psych out to swing, swing!

Well now we got Andy Martino over there writing stories that the Mets can't let

Louise Rojas go because he might go somewhere else

and have success eventually.

That's, Andy Martino was the Wilpon mouthpiece.

He's still a little on the mouthpiece. He's still. He's still on the mouthpiece. Yeah, I mean he's insane. They're not going to keep Louis Rojas, no way. Yes, they are. Yes, you're insane.

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