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I was so aggravated yesterday.

I was sitting there on the couch.

I had my legs stowed up over the couch because I had, you know, the swelling of the ankles. I've been eating too many post chops. That's just all it is, too. And I was so comfortable. I had just put my Kool-A down on the floor, and I had twisted around and put my ashtray up and got me a methyl cigarette lit and here come that dough beating bam

bam bam bam i said good lord i had to scrunch all up get all counter twisted and squat it up

and get everything get to the dough and it was a lady out there selling quons of fruit cakes i said what in there

where is that she said look at here she said uh quanzanza is just around the corner. Is you prepared? Do you have your Quancer cakes and all this? I said, I don't celebrate that ignorance. What is that? I said, nobody ever explained to me what Quanza is actually for. If I had a clue about that, maybe I'd get out here and decorate or put up, uh, haints or whatever you're supposed to do for it. I said, as far as y'all, fruitcake is concerned, look there on the label, that thing would be done expired back during the Clifford administration. Shoot, I slammed the door. I hope she don't never come back over here because next time I'm not going to let her go that easy. I'm a relic for show. Cuss her out. Knocking my doors, I'm at some fruitcake.

Your mama, how's your dur?

So I got an email from Ed who says those freeze misers work very well.

There's an interesting backstory to those folks.

They're from Kingsbury.

They're ranchers.

And they own and operate bakers and sons railroad contractors.

Well, there are people, and I'm not one of them, who are tinkerers, people who solve problems.

Einstein, certainly the most famous among America's great.

We call them inventors.

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