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The highlight of the year for me, as many of you know, and some of you have said it is for you as well, is our adoption special, which, of course, is today.

It's very important to me on a personal level,

but it's very important to me on a moral and writ large level.

There are more people who are adopted than you would believe

because you don't know that they're adopted

because you didn't have any reason to know that.

They don't wear a shirt that says, I'm adopted.

But when we think about the process of parenting and what our parents mean to us and what

it means to be a parent, which is so much more than just providing food and shelter, it's

discipline, it's love, it's presence, it's so many things. It's teaching. You know, our children

should learn first and foremost from parents before the schools. If you don't like what the

schools are teaching, it should never override what you've already taught at home. The only time

it's a problem is if you're not using that opportunity to teach at home. And that's about

household finances, but that's

about our faith. That's about who we are as a people, what our culture is. These are the things

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