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What I told people, I was making a podcast about Benghazi.

Nine times out of ten, they called me a masochist, rolled their eyes, or just asked, why?

Benghazi, the truth became a web of lies.

From prologue projects and Pushkin Industries, this is Fiasco, Benghazi.

What difference at this point does it make?

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The Michael Derry Show is on the air.

Hello. How you going?

This is Sherlock from over here in Pine Grove in Orange, Texas.

Hey, people ask me, what you're going to do for Halloween?

Oh, Lord, I'm so scared of these damn children around here. We don't call it trick-or-treat. We call it treat or arson. Y'all don't have to come over here. Don't worry about it. I ain't got no maramara lace cookies. I don't put no LSD in y'all, I'm saying. I don't put glass in y'all muffins. I don't even answer to dough. Y'all not get no canned out of me. You kidding me? Since the drugstore started taking the EBT card, I don't buy nobody Reese's Peanut Buttercup, but for my own damn self. And me. I know, that's right, Watuzza loves her some Mr. Good bars. That's what she liked. And then a lot of people say, Miss liquor, uh, I see she loved her some Mr. Goodbonds. That's what she liked.

And then a lot of people say, Miss Licker, I see you a scared of cats.

But you got cats in your house, cats in your house. I have many cats that come up in here.

I have what the name is, Miss Bullitt, because she fly through the damn yard and she would claw your head.

I have Luther, because he looked like a Presbyterian Lutheran minister.

I have a rebel.

He's 12-year-old.

He's from Mississippi's.

I have Butterbutt and he come from Kentucky because, and I have, who that other cat is?

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