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The Michael Dairy Show is on the

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air. The Houston Chronicle reports that the city received 44,000 complaints about water leaks last year.

A 30% spike from the year before.

But reporter Dylan McGinnis just glosses over the fact that a public works official was handing out no-bid contracts to fix the water main breaks to

companies quote-unquote companies that have just been formed that are her friends and family.

Do you imagine what Thanksgiving looks like

at that woman's house?

Hey, booray!, whoa, what, what, he wasn't, hey, what, you got a job?

Well, you know I ain't got no job, I ain't no jobs, I got a prison. Why are you asking that?

Because we're gonna start a company in your name.

What am I, what I'm gonna do? You're gonna fix water leaks?

I don't fix no water leak.

I piss my own bed every night.

But you don't have to fix the water leaks. You just get paid to fix

the water leaks. What I'm going to do to fix the water leaks. But right, that's the point! You don't have to fix the water leaks.

And nobody knows. I'm trying to hear, I can't fix the water leak.

You don't have to fix the water leak. We don't fix the water leak? You don't have to fix the water leak. We just get paid to fix the water leak.

The Guinness reports the number of water leaks in 2023 was about 15,000 more than any other categories tally over the past decade

and nearly 50% more than the next most common complaint, which was missed garbage pickups.

The tally represents double the amount of COVID-related occupancy complaints

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