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that time.

Lock and load.

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Namaste day to you.

You're listening to why guns are scary.

I'm your host Kyle Featherbottom.

Today we will examine the effect that bullets and assault bullets have on the human body.

For those of you in our listening audience that are unfamiliar with guns, a bullet is a projectile

that is spit out of a gun's barrel, or its front, as it were.

Handgun bullets are smaller than larger, scarier military weapon assault bullets,

like those spit out by the AR-15.

While still dangerous, a handgun bullet will often pass through the person that has been shot.

Unless of course the handgun has been used by a police officer against a person of color, the officer's inherent racism adds extra power to the velocity of the bullet, turning it into a mini assault bullet, thus causing more damage than if the bullet was used

by a person of color against another person of color.

The assault bullet of a high caliber weapon, like an AR-15, is so powerful that it has the heat of molten lava.

It will literally liquefy any organ it hits.

The effects on smaller humans are much worse.

Those lava bullets have been known to vaporize an entire little person.

We are nearing the end of this violent program,

so let's take a moment to clear our minds of any fear that this discussion may have caused.

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