It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Very Show is on the air.

Hey, you're sick.

Don't saw the wings. You saw the garage.

I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are murdering to King's English, etc. See, saw, seeing, see what?

Yeah, shut up.

I think that you punch. I think you punch. I think you're okay with you, you're okay with punching.

You know, I think, um, and I love Colin. And I think towards the end, he started to punch a little harder. But like, it's Ted Cruz. I mean, like, this dude has to be knocked over the head, like hard, right?

Like, there is no niceties with him, like at all. Like, you, you go clean off on him, right?

Because we in these hot-ass Texas streets, honey, um, y'all know we got governor high wheels down there.

Come on now. And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot-ass mess, honey.

So, um, so yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

You once, twice, three times later.

And I love you.

But the fact that you literally are going to plan enemy attacks on a signal chat,

and then you don't even know who's in the signal chat,

and then y'all want to come in us and act like people of color are the problem or that women are the problem like baby you probably need a good black woman in the room who can check you and tell you that first of all you shouldn't be doing this on signal or anything else but y'all still mad about Hillary's servers.

Is that what I hear?

Yeah.

So anyway, literally, I don't know if like your home boy was drunk at the time that he was sending these messages or what.

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