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It's funny what a forest dump life I've had, I stumble into people who then go off and do amazing things.

And there's really no rhyme or reason how we interact. And then I know that person relatively well who goes off and does these incredible things.

And it makes life a lot more interesting, I'll tell you that.

I'm not half-retarded.

That's a different movie.

It's a different movie.

It's a different movie.

So this weekend, I was drafting in my mind a post for Facebook about Kleenex and how amazing

Kleenex is. And then I thought I would tie it into a larger issue of sinus and snot.

And, you know, how doctors will refer to when you blow your nose, you know, does there a lot of good snot that comes out?

Is that productive?

And I always thought, ah, I love that.

That's such a good way to describe that.

And so it was the spring of 2020.

And I happened to spot something on Twitter about a woman who, her nickname, you know, you have Dr. Pimple Popper, she was Dr. Snotsucker.

And it was about her doing procedures.

She's an otolaryngologist.

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