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Lock and load.

The Michael Vary show is on the air.

And this morning he woke up dead.

How in hell do you wake up dead?

Because you're alive when you go to sleep.

Wait, just tell me you can help me.

So you're telling me that you can go to bed, dead and wake up a lot?

You can't go to bed, dead, man. That would be redundant.

Just tell me who.

No one. Because you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in a bed. But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, fool.

Damn, man, talking about...

We should be teaching classes.

300,000 people have already died from just this cutoff, this hard cut of USAID. So there's food rotting in boats, in warehouses.

There is, this, this will, this will not, you will not be happy,

no American will, but there is, I think it's,

50,000 tons of food that are stored in

Chibouti, South Africa, Dubai, and wait for it, Houston, Texas.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio is hailing the end of USAID, the nation's largest foreign aid agency.

Even as a new analysis finds that its closure could contribute to some 14 million deaths in the next five years. No, nah, knocking on heaven's down, oh, yeah.

Nah, nah, knocking on heaven's gone, oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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