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I'm going to I'm doing in the microwave I've got a three-day beard

I don't plan to shaving

it's a goofy thing

but I just got to say

I'm doing all right

Well I think I'll make me some homemade suit I'm doing all right Well, I think I'll make me some homemade suit

I'm feeling pretty good and that's the truth

The guy goes to the doctor and says, Doc, I can't get that song

She's a lady out of my mind

Keeps repeating and repeating and it just won't go away.

The doctor says, hmm, sounds like a case of Tom Jones syndrome.

The guy says, I never heard of that.

Is it rare?

And the doctor says, good weekend, Ramon? Me too. They say that having fish tanks can help soothe mental and physical pain. It's probably because of all the indoor fins. Uh-huh. I'm Um, Mm-hmm. Well, we lost two greats this past week, the great Phil Garner, scrap iron, from the heyday Astros period for me, the time when I worshiped those Astros,

you know, when you're a little league ball player and you're Houston Astros in the Astrodome,

you'd be fascinating if it was possible to go back and look on a chart of how many home runs

some of those guys had that would have been a home run in Minutemade slash

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