It's that time

Lock and load

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air

I've got a ride

Looking in the microwave.

I've got a three-day beard.

I don't plan to shaving.

It's a goofy thing, but I just got to say, I'm doing all right.

Well, I think I'll make me so homemade suit.

I'm feeling pretty good, and that's the truth.

There's neither drink nor drug-induced, no, I'm just doing all right.

It's a great day to be alive.

I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes. It's hard times in the neighborhood.

But why can every day be just as good?

Are you kidding?

Oh, you're kidding?

Well, I said for folks in Houston, we had a turd-gully washer last night.

I don't know how far it went, but a buddy of mine was between Chapel Hill and Brenham,

and they didn't get a drop.

Not a drop. So he's on the southeast side of

Brenham on the obviously the Chapel Hill side and it didn't make it that far. He said they could see

the storm clouds, but not one drop. Do y'all get a lot of rain? Oh my goodness.

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