Am I Smarter Than a Drunk 5th Grader?

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Chris chats about conspiracy theories, gets into astrology and science, shares about the hotness or lack thereof of certain celebrities, including Jack Harlow, Ryan Gosling, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, Rihanna and Paul Rudd, touches on Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dali, let’s loose on the lottery, poorly plays two truths and a lie, hears about listeners’ fetishes, sees if he’s smarter than a 5th Grader, hands out verdicts on listener disputes, and chats celebrity encounters all while getting wasted on wine. • Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) DONATE: to support those affected by the The Robb Elementary School shooting in Texas: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-relief Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A Big Spark Studios Original.
0:04.6	If we start like that, I mean, I'll be aware that we're recording every single time.
0:16.7	I wonder if that was recorded that noise.
0:19.0	Anyways, hey everybody, what's up?
0:21.0	Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, the podcast that we're really testing my
0:26.3	academic abilities today.
0:27.8	I'm pretty scared, I'm not gonna lie.
0:31.2	We'll get into that later.
0:32.2	But before we get into the episode, make sure you subscribe to Unhinged with Chris
0:36.3	Christ.
0:37.3	With Christ.
0:38.3	With Christ.
0:39.3	And our first guest, Christ.
0:42.1	Be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, anywhere you listen to podcasts, as
0:46.6	well as rank and review it, especially on Apple Podcast, that really helps.
0:52.0	And if you are into video episodes, you're in luck because we also upload those at the
0:56.2	same time, youtube.com slash Chris every week, 1pmish, you get the vibe.
1:03.2	Now before we get into the episode, I just wanted to shout out all of the Go Fun
1:06.6	Means from last week that I wanted to include.
1:10.4	Or this is out of the total realm of possibilities if there's another shooting or a disaster, we're
1:16.4	gonna have that linked down below.
1:18.4	But right now we're kind of, yeah, I mean, I'm hoping that there's no other fucking thing
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